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Last Post 06/21/2013 05:12 PM by Joe Rockbottom. 6 Replies.
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jmdirt

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06/20/2013 09:08 PM
I caught a group of trails hogs just as we got to some hikers so we all stopped. A 20 something guy on a FS trail bike wearing bright red baggy shorts said to me "don't you feel gay wearing those roadie fag spanks?" Then he turned to his friends and laughed like he had dumb ass syndrome. I told him that I'll take that as a complement from a guy wearing those shorts. His friends just about fell over laughing! As I rolled away one of his friends told him "I told you those are transvestite shorts!"
Oldfart

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06/20/2013 09:42 PM
Lol ha.
pikeHillRoad

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06/21/2013 09:10 AM
Are you serious? someone actually called you "gay?" wow...

Nice reply, but still...
Oldfart

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06/21/2013 10:05 AM
I often say something like " nice shorts. Do they come in men's size?" (I stole that from a TV add) what's with your grandfathers shorts? You afraid some girl might see your peepee?
jmdirt

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06/21/2013 10:11 AM
Like I said, he clearly has dumb ass syndrome.
jpouchet

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06/21/2013 01:41 PM
Indeed too funny!
C2K_Rider

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06/21/2013 05:12 PM
I never think of those comebacks until two hours later...
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