It's final. The apocalypse is here. Stationary bikes for toddlers.
Last Post 01/21/2017 11:26 AM by Nicholas Arenella. 8 Replies.
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ChinookPass

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01/05/2017 11:54 AM
http://money.cnn.com/2017/01/04/technology/fisher-price-smart-cycle-toddlers/index.html
SideBySide

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01/05/2017 01:10 PM
WTF!
Dale

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01/05/2017 05:48 PM
I don't know wether to be shocked, pleased, amused or some combination. What's next in the series, Zwift for Toddlers?
huckleberry

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01/06/2017 08:32 AM
Dad will soon be tossing the little girl off the bike to takeover and beat the neighbor's kid's Strava times...
79pmooney

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01/06/2017 01:23 PM
Dad will need that 800 mm seatpost. Huck, if you work fast, there's a market you can corner. Matching bars and stem?

Ben
zootracer

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01/08/2017 08:53 PM
My two grandsons (ages 18 months and three years) would destroy that thing in about three minutes or less. Breaking it apart in tiny pieces and using them as weapons of mass destruction. I guess whomever designed that thing did not have kids (or boys)....
Dale

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01/09/2017 07:36 AM
zoot, my oldest daughter (with three kids-- 2 boys and a girl) says, "Boys break your things, girls break your heart."
zootracer

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01/09/2017 02:06 PM
I mentioned this to my wife. She thought it was a 'good idea'. Our grandsons 'would love it'. I told her she was crazy as they would tear it apart and beat each other over the head with the parts. She said ,'no they wouldn't they are perfect little boys'. Yeah, like when they come into our house and we have to put anything of value out of their reach or they will destroy it...thus followed a minor argument about the state of being of little boys... (sigh) love the little monsters but boys will be boys....
Nick A

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01/21/2017 11:26 AM
Cray Cray! On an aside, I'm so happy (proud sounds condescending for a peer), but my old training partner from junior days, Kyoo (Eric) Min is the founder of Zwift. (We probably rode thousands of miles together.) He's just an awesome guy. And a natural sprint that humbled folks all over the NY tri-state area.

Nick


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